When i was little i used to believe that gherkins were called Gorgons. So whenever i had a burger i would ask for "no gorgons!"
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- I thought gherkins were pickled slugs.— Cat
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon
- i used to believe that if i planted some sesemi seeds form a burger i would actualy grow bread!— bam
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon