I used to believe that when girls wanted to pee, they had to pull out a pee tube much like a skinnier retractable penis.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- I used to want hemmoriods so I could use a "float tube" in the tub and have a cushy toilet seat like my dad.— Tami
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - If you pull off the leg of a spider it will rainAnon