At Catholic mass, I used to believe that the priest would make spikes come out of the seats if you didn't stand up on time. He could also make a giant buzz saw cut your head off if you did not kneel.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I don't know why but when i was 5 i used to think the place where you kneel to pray was were kids sat.Anon
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time??