I used to think that the reason I needed to pee was because my penis was sucking in water from my bathtub.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I took two showers becaue I thought my hair was a plant and needed the water to grow— Tim
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- My mother told me that if I kept sucking my thumb I would grow another one out the side of the first one.Anon
- My mother told me when i was 5 that Santa wouldn't come if i kept sucking my thumb. — Traumatized
- When I was younger, I would believe that vacuum cleaners were capable of sucking up humans.Anon
- my brother stopped me sucking my thumb by telling me the scissor man would come and cut it off
he was evilAnon