Around the age of six my best friend and I were pondering what sex was. I came up with the explanation that we both decided was the truth-----that sex was a guy sticking a Q-tip up his butt and then sticking the same one up the girl's butt. Naturally when the girl had the baby, it came out her butt too. (I didn't know we had vaginas. I just used to think that everything down there was your butt.)
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to think that the b-word was buttAnon
- I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to think girls peed from their butt.— Neil