In my first year of pre school i still hadn't quite figured out that it is inpolite to rip farts in public, so the first time i walked in after i introduced myself i proceded to rip a huge fart right in front of everyone.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- I used to think that you would get arrested if you didn't swing your arms when you walked in publicAnon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused