When I was 7 and my parents brought my baby brother home from the hospital for the first time, I noticed something as my mom changed his diaper on the living room floor. As the oldest of three girls, I had never seen a naked boy before, so I asked, "Mommy, why does he have that red balloon between his legs?"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My older brother used to tell me that if I "untied" it, I'd fly around the room like a balloon. — Gullible youth
- My brother told me one time that sex was when 2 people were naked drinking a coke from the same bottle.— Danielle
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- In first grade a boy told me that he could see girls naked with his microscope lens. I beleived it for years.— Jeanette
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon