when I was about three i used to take baths and get erections. I used to think that i got one because a little skeleton walking around my body gave my penis a bone. I guess i had an overactive imagaination.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone— beep41
- That a satchel was a skeleton, and I would have to wear a skeleton on my back for school!Anon
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- When I was a little kid, I believed that erections were caused by the need to urinate.Anon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that if I went down the stairs slowly a red eyed skeleton would come and run after me.— Melly2bee