My dad remembers me asking him this question: "How do they get the cows to stand still while they cut the meat off?"
I guess I had believed that cows, sheep, and pigs where kind of like fruit trees, where you'd take a bit off and let it grow back.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila
- sheep were wooly pigs— CJ
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient