When I was 14 my younger sister age 7 asked my Mom why she had a big belly. My Mom replied that she was pregnant. My little sister than ran up to my Dad, who is overweight, and asked "How many babies are you going to have?" Needless to say my Dad wasn't to thrilled with the question. I ran to my room and laughed my ass off.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My younger sister used to believe that in everybody's belly button there lived a family of squirrels.— Sophie
- when i was younger i thought that babies could see out of the mummies belly button— strawberry
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- When my sister was little, she believed that women had babies and men had poodles!— Sarah P
- My sister was convinced that when she grew up she was going to have puppies instead of babies— leohauoli