My father never liked onions so we never ate them. Conesquently whenever we ate at McDonald's and I had my Juniorburger I thought the little pieces of onion were rice.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- I used to think that rice grains were little pieces of pasta, rather than naturally forming grains.— Richard Davies
- my brother told me rice crispies were really fish eggs we gave to the goldfish. I never ate rice crispies.— johnboy
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt