I used to believe the lane marker bumps on the road and on the shoulder were a type of braille so blind people could drive.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.Anon
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- I believed that the gap between the double yellow lines in the road was a special lane for motorcycles.— Joel
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- I thought you were supposed to drive down the center of the road.— Cassiopeia
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina