My father listened to a lot of Queen. Whenever I'd hear the song "Another One Bites the Dust" I wondered why people would bite on tables covered in dust. I tested that out once, and bit the end table at my grandma's house. Now, when ever I hear that song, I can taste lemon Pledge, and feel wood under my teeth. There are still some teeth marks on my grandmothers end table!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the song "Another one bites the dust" was "Another one rides the bus"— Emmy
- What about "Another one buys a Datsun." You know, instead of "Another one bites the dust.— e-man
- When I was very young, I assumed that false teeth were taken from dead people's teethAnon
- I used to believe that eating burnt toast would make your teeth whiter and would brush your teeth for you.— Natasha
- I used to believe that if I didn't brush my teeth at night, ants would crawl into my mouth and eat my teeth.Anon
- Until I was about 8 I believed that your back teeth keep growing in until you have a full circle of teeth.Anon