When I was younger my mom would take me to day care and always complain she would be late for work, and they would fire her. I used to believe that the 'firing' consisted of her being shot by her boss!
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that thunder was aliens entering the atmosphere, and lightning was them firing lazers at us!— Zeepoo-zoop
- As a child I believed that when a person was fired from their job, they were executed on a firing range. — damien
- i used to believe that polishing your nails also consisted of painting your fingers. Anon
- I used to believe that, if God would die, Santa Claus would be boss.— Judith
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney