When I was younger I would always try go out and play in the street. One day Mother locked the door and I panicked because I was trapped inside. When my mother came she explain how she locked because dhe wants me to be safe. Well, I must have missed a few pronouns in that speech because I thought it was the door watching out for me. After that I started sleeping on the floor because it must be painful for that soft little thing to hold my weight, I would make small talk with corners since they must be pretty lonely, and of course I would always say "Thank you, Have a nice day" every time the door allowed my to go outside.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- i used to believe that if i crawl under my bed i would be locked in. like a jail.— K.N.C
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I used to believe there was a secret door to the gremlin world hidden under my bed— Mel
- My friend desided in kindergarden that she would be a door when she grew up.— Oops!