When I was 6 I thought the reason my poop was brown was because I had brown skin. It seemed logical since the dalmation down the street pooped white.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when i was little, i ues to think the lil brown dots on ur skin were chocolate so i started licking them... — lil miz shorty