When I was little, I used to watch a show called "Square One", a scetch show teaching about math. One of the segments was a Pacman parody called "Math Man", where this little guy consisting of a football helmet and legs would have to gobble up numbers that fit into a certain equasion or something, and if he got it wrong, he'd be eaten by this tornado-thing with eyes and a mouth called The Glitch. I used to think the Glitch was real, and was out there waiting to eat me because I wasn't good at math.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that 7 times 12 was equal to 83 or 84, depending on the math problem.— Eric Swensen
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I used to believe that there was an actual show, listed in the various guides, called "To Be Announced."— Donna
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon