My mom had an easy time potty training me. She said if I didn't go to the bathroom at the right time it would all back up and come out my mouth.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- I used to believe that every country in the world had the same time. Guess I didn't consider time zones eh?— what are time zones again
- I used to believe that training wheels were the different colored beads on the spokes.— Samantha
- i used to believe i could go back in time so i could see dinosaurs.Anon
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren