I used to believe that guys dicks had to be kept in their pocket if they were too long. When i was 13, the guy i liked had a bump in his pocket and he was writing something and he asked me to take it out of his pocket, and i said "oh, i dont think i should. dont you need it?" and he said, "yeah, thats why i'm asking you to take it out." i was like "okay, but i dont want to hold it for too long.."
it was his wallet. i was so embarrased.
A childhood belief about rude bits
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