I knew perfectly well how the needle on a record player worked. When the needle touched the record, the singer would feel the needle. There must have been some kind of chart drawn on the singer's body, because depending on the exact point where he/she felt the needle, they would know what song to sing and start singing. Remote control human jukebox! I never did ask myself how a record continued to play after the singer had died....
A childhood belief about technology

others believed things like this
- I used to think a world record was a record of all the people in the world singing .— JACK REGAN . [SWEENEY . ]
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon
- I thought that Tommy Lee (the singer) and Tommy Lee Jones(the actor) were the same exact person.— Glowworm
- I used to think that Oprah was an opera singer.— Mello
- I used to believe that if you played a record too many times it would wear it out.— April