Back in elementary school, our school song would start: "Emerson, Emerson, E-M-E-R-S-O-N," and so on. As a kindergardener, I had no idea how to spell the school name, so I would choose random letters to go in that part, such as "E-V-R-T-N-P-N" until I gathered up enough courage against sounding stupid to ask how it was really spelled.
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison
- One of my friends in elementary school thought that Osama bin Laden was "a son of Aladdin". Anon
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon