Back in '94, we caught our friend singing along to Everything But the Girl's "Missing," but rather than singing, "like the deserts miss the rain," he was singing, "...and I miss you like the desert's mystery."
I still kinda like his version.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel
- I used to think that singers couldn't talk-they could only communicate by singing.Anon
- I used to beleive that a mermaid would be singing to you when u listned to a shell. — vprincess
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle