When my brother was younger he thought the song from shrek that goes "i'm on my way from misery to happyness" was "i'm on my way from nudery to honda"... I have no clue why....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.— Kail
- I used to see water towers and think that Aladdin lived in them. I don't have a clue why.— Jessy
- i used to believe that some day i'll catch up with my brother and never have to be the younger one again!!!!— rhea
- I used to believe that one day, my younger brother would be older than me and then he'd pick on me!— Andrew