I am an Air Force brat and my dad was always stationed at SAC bases, and he also did not drive. When stationed at Offutt AFB, SAC Headquarters, my dad told me that the missile in front of base headquarters picked him up for work in the morning. I never did ask how he got home after work. I have to admit my kindergarten teacher sure looked at me weird when I told her that "a rocket" took my dad to work in the morning.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think headquarters meant somebody's head cut into 4.Anon
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I thought that going to work was a lot like going to kindergarten. — A Wild Cowgirl
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- i used to believe that scaffolding was used to support buildings when they were having work on them.Anon