I thot it went:
"I pledge a weej ants to the fags of the nine states of balaria and to Publix and witches hands, one nation under dogs invinsible with liberty and sha sha for all."
I don't know why...Wen i found out what it really said i was like "screw it" and i kept saying it the way i did then and i still do lmfao
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to believe that every nation in the world were states of U.S.A. . Sometimes I still do.Anon
- I used to think that the lines outlining each of the states found on a US map were really there.— Anna
- i used to believe that the hard toe caps on rugby boots were made from giant ants found in the amazon!— eryll
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- I used to believe that America was one of the states of the United States.— Limor