One night my aunt was outside of my 6-year old cousin's door listeneing to her say her prayers, then burst out laughing when my cousin began with, "our father, who farts in Heaven..."
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox