When I was about four, I had just come home from the beach with my Mother and cousin, she was about 2 or 3. Anyway, we both showered together, being so young, and I looked down where her weiner would be. My eyes widened, and I began to scream "MOMMY MOMMY COME QUICK,". She ran into the bathroom and asked what was wrong. I pointed at her vagina and said "Look, Susy hasn't grown a pee-pee yet".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I said to my mom, "Mommy, make the sun go down!"Anon
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- I told my son that he used to be in my tummy when he was 4. So he asked me," Mommy why did you swollow me?"
— Christopher's mom - Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born— KellGirl
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.