I thought that farts were your butt screaming to not be sat on. Well, my uncle Morty was sitting beside me on my couch, watching telivision. He let a huge, loud one rip. We had been sitting for a while. "Uncle Morty your butt is upset from being sat on!" I yelled and when he got up, i kissed and patted his bum to make it all better!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- When I was little my uncle had a huge adams apple. He told me he'd swallowed a marble.— Stacey
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn