One time in the colorado countryside, i saw two grasshoppers mating, but not knowing what mating was, i ran to my mom told her that "i saw a two-headed, eight- legged giant grasshopper!"
A childhood belief about creepy crawlies
others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat
- I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.— Uni
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- I used to believe that molasses were made by grasshoppers rubbing their back legs together.— Valerey Lavergne
- I used to think that my father pedaled fastly when the car was racing through the countrysideAnon
- I used to believe that Jiminy Cricket was a grasshopper because I had never seen a green cricket.Anon