When my brother was five he was sitting on the floor playing with his toys when out of nowhere he shouted "D*mn It!" My dad was like, "What did you say!?!" My brother inoccently, unaware that it was anything bad repeated to him. "I said "D*mn it!" My dad then explained to him that it was a bad word and that he should never say it again.
The next day my brother was sitting there again and broke out of nowhere with an unexpected "Sh*t!" My dad was now obviously slighty more upset than the last time jumped up. "What did you just say!?!" My brother jumped back and cryed out, "I said sh*t dad! I didn't say d*mn it! I said sh*t"!
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- One time my brother asked my mom why mosquitoes bite. She said it was because children are bad.— sue
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up! Anon
- That you had to marry your sibling. During this period of time I devoliped a crush on my brother.— don't worry I'm a girl
- My brother told me one time that sex was when 2 people were naked drinking a coke from the same bottle.— Danielle
- I used to think that when I was as old as my big brother, I would be a boy too. :)Anon