I'm a girl, and used to believe that I peed outta the Front hole, and pooped outta the middle hole. Then one day I discovered the back hole, and earlier that day I had heard the term "rip you another asshole" so, I thought someone had "ripped me another asshole"... I ran to my mom, and she told be otherwise(I was like 6)
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I used to believe that gum was made outta pig fat becuase of what my dad told me. I believed him for years.— Maddy
- I had a little hole in the wall under my bed when I was little and I thought that Fraggles lived in there.....— Tina
- at the age of seventeen my sister thought another name for a pigeon hole was a birds nest.— Sophie
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- My Mom used to tell us that if you bit your fingernails, they would cut a hole in your stomach.— Linda B