Iused to believe that when it rains god was crying and when it thundered god was mad at my mom dad and sister. I sure did get worried. When it was sunny god was relaxed. When airplanes went by i thought god was snoring...REALLY LOUD!
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My nephew, at around age three, used to say that airplanes trailing white exhaust were "airplanes on strings".— Mojo!
- Iused to belive that the key ctrl was short for citral — Teddy bear claire
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that when thundered, it was because god was angry— deividi brasil br locao
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan