I used to beleive the elevator in the Department store was somewhere you went while they rearranged everything.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I use to think i heart attack was when you got stuck in an elevator. I have no idea how i came to believe thisAnon
- I thought Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' was 'Loving a man like Victor'.— Tracy Miller
- I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.— p
- I used 2 beleive yer @$$ was yer foreheadAnon
- I used to beleive I was special.Now I know different.Anon
- i used to beleive that bananas were evil— bob