I used to always think that the only time birds flew over people's heads is when they had to go to the bathroom. I used to always run away whenever I played in the backyard thinking they would poop on my head.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when people got shot in the head that their heads would blow up. — Emily
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that when people died, they flew to heaven in their coffins.— PikachuGirl123
- when i was little i thought people with big heads or big noses had cancer...Anon