When I was quite small, my mother referred to having a BM as "grunting." I even now suppress a giggle when I read a sentence in a novel that goes something like, "He grunted in reply."
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- I used to believe the ^^ emoticon referred to 2 pointy ears like a cat, instead of closed eyes.Anon
- i used to think that the term 'necking' referred to boyfriends and girlfriends who rubbed their necks togetherAnon