My mother's mother has always been a very annoying person. She talks too loud, never leaves the house, and makes up stories to make her life sound like a big burden. On the other hand, both my grandfathers (dad's mom is dead)are really cool guys. So I always thought I'd grow up to be an old man because old women are like my grandma. I still kinna believe this. I know it's not true, but I still say stuff like "when I'm an old man" or whatever.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a wake was something you go to to try to bring the dead person back to life.Anon
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I used to believe that if you put salt on a dead fly it would make the fly come back to life.— Cody
- I used to believe that falling leaves were dead butterflies, and I always buried them in the back yeard.— waters
- that if you stuck out your tongue at your mother, your hand would stick up out of the grave when you died.— Elaine. London
- I used to believe people grew from spores and when we got old, we'd grow leaves and flowers etc— Calvin (from my pet tiger Hobbes)