When I was little we used to live near a milk processing plant. For some reason, I convinced myself that it was a farm and that there were cows living there, despite the fact it was in the middle of a city. When i was about 8 I walked past with my Dad and asked him why you could never hear the animals. Totally deadpan, he told me that all the cows had to go for a special operation to have their moos removed. Worryingly, I was 18 before I happened to comment to a boyfriend that I thought it was pretty cruel that all the cows had to have an operation just so they'd be silent. We split up not too long after...
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- I used to believe that brown cows gave chocolate milk, and that white cows gave white milk.— James
- I believed for a long time that brown cows gave chocolate milk!— Evil Mom
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila