when my friend's sister was, like, 5, she once asked her father, "daddy, what's that knob on you that you pee out of?" enough said.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- I used to believe that, in a deep and profound kind of way, the words "door knob" rhymed with "said so". — Katie
- When my sister's father went to Seattle, my sister said "Is Attle nice?" She thought Attle was a person's name— zzo38
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- one of my friend's was told by his father that if you didn't turn mirrors over the reflection would run out.— pri
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean