I remember getting up at night, going to my parents room, and explaining to my dad that I'd had a wet dream. Dad told me how I was a growing boy, and I felt quite proud (sex education the day before). ..... It turned out that I'd just wet the bed, again.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My parents always told me at night the sticks we had played with throughout the day turned into snakes.. — Sarahb
- when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that the things in my room became smaller but it was me who was growingAnon
- My sister uesd to think that you did a whole year's worth of growing in the night before your birthday.— Richard Davies
- I used to believe that somebody turned the ocean waves off at night.— David