For some reason, i thought that inside my ass was a whole tiny villiage of people, and when i had to do a poo, the town policeman would come out into the main square and hold all the traffic up while he directed the poo on its way out, like a traffic cop. I have no idea where this idea sprung from!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi
- When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light— Kiley
- I thought traffic lights were controlled by little men who lived inside them. Anon
- "Traffic lights are operated by monkies inside of them" or so a very reliable source informed me.— guuy
- I used to beleive that little drawf men were inside each traffic light, making them change colors. — alisha
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon