When I was five, I saw a used condom in the park. Since there were quite a lot of trees in that particular spot in the park, I also thought that there must have been snakes living there. Putting two and two together, I concluded that condoms were worn by snakes to keep their tails warm, and felt sorry for the poor unfortunate snake that had lost his tail-warmer...
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I thought all snakes were venomous and you always die if you get bit by a snake— Elviessa
- I once thought that snakes had legs like a centipede.Anon
- I used to believe that snakes don't have legs cause ants bit them of.— Lulzy
- When I was five, I used to believe that worms grow into snakes.— Mz Dimple
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- My parents always told me at night the sticks we had played with throughout the day turned into snakes.. — Sarahb