when i was little i thought that women, aside from having a vagina, also had one testicle. i have no idea how i came up with this idea....
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina— TIM wilson
- When I was eight, I thought my dad could translate what the birds were saying. I have no idea why.Anon
- I always thought cats were all girls & dogs were all boys ... I have no idea why.Anon
- I thought you had to get a license in order to be a parent (which acutally might not be a bad idea!)— Elviessa
- I thought pink wafer biscuits would bite me if I touched them. Absolutely no idea why.Anon