I used to think that the lyrics to the Pink Floyd song "Another Brick in The Wall pt 3" Were
"The Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom" but, much to my dismay I think Roger Waters was singing about the dark sarcasm.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the line in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was "No dogs allowed in the classroom."— Gretchen
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- I was sure my stuffed dog "Floyd" could talk, but he chose not to.
— Cyn - i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I grew up in NY and used to believe that The Dukes Of Hazard took place during the Civil War.Anon