When I first learned about sperm being single cells I still did not understand what sex was, I suppose I wasn't paying attention in class. At any rate I understood that getting pregnant had to do with sperm getting to the egg. I thought sex was just a man and woman being in bed naked together but I thought that would be so embarrassing so I tried to come up with ways to circumvent the embarrassment. I decided a man could take a bath or shower and then the woman would come and use the bath/shower immediately afterwards if they wanted to have a baby.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- a friend of mine thought that you could get pregnant by swallowing sperm. Ha!Anon
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant— oiman