I used to think a French kiss was where someone kissed you on the cheek.. you know, like French people do? Imagine the parents' surprise when I came home one night and said my friend French kissed me in the playground..
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought French Kissin gwas when to french people kissed.......Hah....Stupid huh??? — ~Duckie~
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to think babies came from french kissing. (just french kissing)— Sharon
- i used to believe when french people sweard they'd say pardon my english — nightmare
- I used to believe that French people where green-like the Statue of Liberty!— Joey