When I was little I used to believe Nissan (the brand of cars, yeah, you know the ones) were monsters planning to kill me and eat me *embarrassment*
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I thought the no overtaking sign meant that red cars cannot drive by black cars.— Helen
- I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.— Grungi
- I thought small cars grew up to become big cars— carhugger
- I used to believe that God was the one playing "cars" with our cars. Sounds weird hey?— Roe
- that DOT was a particularly popular brand of motor cycle helmet.— Gary Watrous
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt