When I was 7, my baby sister was born. When I saw her little vulva, I thought she had a little butt in front and a bigger one in back.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think my belly bottom was my "front butt" lol i know...stupid!— Megan
- when i was 5 yars old i thought that a baby is born axacly a year after the marifgeAnon
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- My sister used to believe that clowns were born that way.— Bonnie