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A childhood belief about rude bits

When I was a clueless teenager, this other girl whom I perceived to be more worldly and knowledgeable about such matters, told me that semen was full of special proteins and minerals and if swallowed would endow me with porcelain smooth skin. I believed her because she really had good skin.

clarification : I wised up soon enough because I’m not *that* stupid.

Anon

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