When I was three my brother was born. Having been the only child till then I decided I didn't like him so I asked my mom if she could go back to the doctor so they could put him back in. I believed that there was a special door in all mommies tummies and the doctors had the key and when the mom wanted to have her child she'd go to the doctor and he'd open the door and take the baby out and that was that. My mom just laughed at me.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
- I also used to think that Mommies didn't have periods. I thought it went away once you had a baby.— T
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- I once thought people would keep growing until they were as big as buildings if they didn't go to the doctor. — Tufty