For years I used to sing Madonna's song 'Erotica' as " Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body" and I really thought these were the actual lyrics, then when I actually saw Bill Oddie on the telly I thought 'crikey, why does Madonna fancy him?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was around four, I thought every black man on television was Bill Cosby.— Linda
- I use to believe that a "Prima Donna" was "Pre-Madonna"---someone before Madonna's time.
— Lacey S - I used to think that Bill Murry and Tom Hanks were the same person.— Andy
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that on money, the treasurer of the United States really signed every bill prited her self.— Tiffany
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy